#theyre in a throuple your honor

[creatuesfromthedeep]

🐨Share two dragons who are smart on their own, but become stupid together

I love Inddrin and Sirel so much but they do NOT have the braincell when they're alone together. Celozon is a requirement to keep these two on task because otherwise they're getting distracted staring into eachother's eyes. Inddrin just starts wandering off and Sirel follows her because he thinks she knows something, when in reality neither of them know anything. They definitely competent on their own, Inddrin couldn't lead a clan if she wasn't, but put her with Sirel and all of that wisdom and gravitas is gone

[plasma-packin-mama]

A collection of drawings featuring my son-in-law, @thebigolbee 's Marlow. He and Delilah together are trouble incarnate. Arcade is 100% of their self control and critical thinking.

And they're perfect, everyone wants what the three of them have together.

[tweedfrog]

On a different fandom fury, why is it always "oh Elia/Ashara/whoever would be okay with cheating and humiliation because DORNISH and Rhaegar crowning Lyanna wouldn't have been a big deal if everyone else hadn't been prudes" when Catelyn canonically says that she would have been able to roll with Ned having lovers as long as he still treated her with love and respect and had any bastards fostered somewhere and given money and some kind of decent career path as would be right and honorable as long as he didn't insist on raising those children at home. We have canon proof that Catelyn would be fine with her husband, (and a husband that she's very much in love with!) having private, discrete affairs and possibly children, but Ashara is The Cool Girl who would happily raise Jon, and Elia is totally chill with being publicly humiliated for a 14y/o who is also a potential political threat to her children. It's possible Elia might be okay with Rhaegar quietly having a relationship with a woman that posed no threat to Elia or her children, but not certain, and its never portrayed that way in fic.

Because of three reasons

Racism. GRRM plays into the exotic/erotic trope with Dorne. We see Arianne as a seductress, nipple first through Arys' eyes and we are constantly told about how Dornish people are licentious without the author doing nearly enough legwork to deconstruct this harmful trope. Idc if he says outside of canon that Dornish morality towards sex is misrepresented. He doesnt do enough in the actual books to dispel this myth (and we know he can given how he humanized the free folk). So you end up with fandom takes like "all dornish people are horny and polygamous and Elia was actually looking forward to her Rhaegar and Lyanna being the hottest new throuple in westeros".

2. People's inability to have a female character who is supposed to be a 'good person' go even slightly against a 'good male character'. Elia/Ashara are "good" women unlike evil bad Catelyn who doesnt like her husband humiliating her. Therefore Elia and Ashara who were sexy dornish people and good women unlike Catelyn would have been ok with raising their husbands illegitimate kids!

3. People not considering the context of the setting. Illegitimate children arent only personally humiliating for women theyre possibly a threat to any legitimate children she may have. Now if Ned had done the normal thing and had Jon fosterted elsewhere i doubt Catelyn would have cared (AS SHE STATES IN THE TEXT), but Ned's insistence on Jon staying at Winterfell with him, combined with Ned's secrecy over his mother probably had Catelyn worrying. Inheritence laws arent set in stone around Westeros (as we see in House of the Dragon, and in the succession crisis after Cregan Stark's death) and if Ned openly prefers his illegitimate son to his legitimate children shes got a big problem. It probably moved from a more political embarassment/worry for Catelyn to personal hurt as she fell in love with Ned which is why when we see her in the series the concerns seem to have mixed together.

I'll note the context is totally different around the illegitimate children women have. Try to argue that Catelyn should have been able to have an illegitimate child and force Ned into staying in the same house as them and people would be shitting and crying and throwing up and foaming at the mouth.

tl;dr misogyny - women dont get to care that their husbands have illegitimate children becuase only men can do that. Also racism - brown people are sexually deviant temptors there for our amusement.

oh ALSO if youre one of those freaks who act like 14th century clergymen and actually try to argue that children born out of wedlock are inherently bad get the hell off my post

[fireandspiceland]

*reporter voice*

"Well here we have this horny little motherfucker, joy"

Polyship dumbass is back.

I have thoughts™️ on the nordic polycule.

Iceland is the communal brother/child and also the chief blackmail collector, and considering the stupid shit these fucks get up to, there is plenty of it.

Looking disrespectfully at the SuDen milkmaid and cow thingy

Norway and Finland, though usually not seeming to be very dangerous keep the other 2 whipped as fuck, Norway is a kinky lil shit and finland is as well. Also probably a sadist sometimes. The other two have no complaints though they do like switching it up a bit. Just to feel like old times, all powerful.

Adding to all the horniness is a good side of fluff and angst too, less angst if it's a human au because the nordics thought history was just an absolute shitfest.

Them having netflix and chill nights in which Denmark Is guaranteed to fall asleep first no matter what he says. Wrapping eachother up in blankets and being warm in the cold winter nights, the hot beverages.

Just

MmmmmMmMmMmm

And because I am incredibly gay sometimes.

(All sexualities are purely headcanon)

Human (university/college) Au Belarus/Monaco/hungary/Liechtenstein.

They're all over 18 because that would be very uncomfortable if it wasn't, but there are indeed age gaps. Liech is 19 and in her second year at uni, Monaco is the same. Both are doing econ and are absolutely amazing at it. Natalya is doing forensics and is 22 because I said so and Hungary is Belarus' very boring professors very hot assistant and is 25.

Monaco and Liechtenstein were high school sweethearts and have been a "thing" since year 10, they're poly bisexuals and were looking for a 3rd person and who do they find in the gay bar other than belarus. They set out their ummmmmmmmm... requirements? Expectations? Idk the word but I think it might be terms? And after a while they started dating and soon became a very happy throuple.

Enter in Hungary on the last day of this school year, and she dressed very slutty because she could. She is pansexual so she is open to everyone but never expected a small troupe of stuttering students ask her for her involvement in their lil thing she is apprehensive at first but eventually agrees.

Let's just say they had a very good night

And during the summer break they got to know eachother more and better and deepend their relationship massively. By the first semester theyre an established grouple

Ok now onto some of the slightly hornier things.

Belarus can take pretty much anything with a straight face, except hungary and her "so good that it feels better than sin" fingers.

By no means are any of them virgins though, liechtentisen lost it to Monaco and vice versa one time when they were very drunk at 17 (illegally) though the younger ones are a little more vanilla than the other 2

Sorry if this is very, very long and the last one is very very cheesy, like I can feel the cheese oozing out of the ventilation holes

*taps microphone*

*clears throat*

Is this thing on?

(I'm so late with this omg. but to honor you I'll answer this while blasting misery x cpr x reeses puffs (again) so lets see where this goes)

I'm gonna start at the bottom because being illegally drunk is such a wtf moment for me when the legal drinking age here is 16 lol. but I like the idea of Liechtenstein and Monaco being high school sweethearts. I haven't really thought about those two being the same age but it makes sense and I really like it uwu

When I first read your ask I expected to read that hungary and belarus were also a thing before they all got together, but honestly I love the idea of Monaco and Liechtenstein collecting girlfriends one by one. Belarus hanging out in the gay bar having a good time and it's about to get even better when she's chatted by not one but two hot girls 👀

Hungary would have the biggest "do you need a tutor? (or a babysitter)?" moment when Liechtenstein and Monaco approach her but the Belarus enters the scene kissing her girlfriends on the lips right in front of Hungary and the kisses linger just a little too long for this to not mean anything and why is Bela looking at her like THAT? but a few drinks later all doubts and clothes are gone <3

being the oldest out of the girls hungary is definitely going to put her all into making them feel absolutely amazing. she definitely has a lot of experience and shows her girlfriends some new things and toys to try out 🥰 but belarus is nothing behind her, being very perceptive and knowing everyones weak points. and monaco and liechtenstein still have this eagerness to do EVERYTHING because theres so much to do and try!!

also please consider Belarus making Hungary lay down for a bit after working all day, talking sweet and dirty to her while Liechtenstein and Monaco get to cover her body in kisses and give her the best time eating her out and fucking her ever slowly because she deserves it <3

MOVING ON TO ONE OF MY FAV TOPICS! 🥰 Nordics polycule 🥰 ahhh so true Iceland is a poor little meow meow (not really tho). He probably disinfects every piece of furniture he touches when he’s visiting because you never know what happened on a table or desk or kitchen counter lol. But he’s making bank blackmailing Sweden because honestly I’m not sure how much the others would care about their weird shit being leaked XD

But also Finland and Norway always seeming like the cure vanilla part of this relationship (tho I think Norway is such a massive tease in public that someone’s people catch him being doing or saying something naughty). But Finland. Have this meme I made in 2mins to illustrate my thoughts about him:

I love the idea of Denmark being the one who falls asleep first. Sweden is a hard competition tho. OH WAIT! Fin and Nor making bets on who falls asleep first LMAO but yeah both Den and Swe won’t catch the first act of the movie if it’s not for someone to keep them awake by maybe shoving a hand down their pants. Tho then they would probably miss the movie too. There’s really no winning here.